$NORM
The most refreshingly average cryptocurrency
No moon 🌙
No lambo 🏎️
Just Norm 👔
Meet Norm
Your average crypto investor
Who is Norm?
- ✓ Works 9-5 in accounts
- ✓ Drives a 2015 Honda Civic
- ✓ Has 2.5 kids and a mortgage
- ✓ Checks crypto during lunch breaks
- ✓ Happy with 3% annual returns
"I don't need to go to the moon. I just need enough for a nice vacation to Florida."
- Norm, NORM Holder
Why NORM?
Expectations so low, you can't be disappointed
Stable-ish Returns
Goes up a little, down a little. Mostly sideways.
Zero Hype
No influencers, no shilling, no false promises.
Community of Dozens
Join literally dozens of other normal people.
Realistic Roadmap
We might update the website next year.
Transparent Team
Norm exists. That's about all we know.
Use Case
You can buy it, sell it, or forget about it.
Tokenomics
The most straightforward token distribution ever
100%
Total Supply
10B NORM
Liquidity Pool
Locked forever. Or at least until Norm forgets the password.
Team & Development
For Norm and whoever helped him set this up. Vested over... some time.
Marketing & Community
For Facebook ads, community events, and maybe a billboard near Norm's office.
Fun Fact
Norm made this pie chart in Excel during his lunch break.
The NORM Roadmap
Our incredibly achievable goals
Phase 1
- Create token
- Make website
- Tell friends about it
- Hope for the best
Phase 2
- Get 100 holders
- Update website colors
- Post on Twitter sometimes
- Maintain price stability
Phase 3
- Surviving bear market
- Adding more memes
- Planning community BBQ
- Norm awaiting promotion
Phase 4
- Maybe partnerships
- Possible merchandise
- Annual holders meeting at Denny's
- Continue existing
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you probably weren't wondering
What makes NORM different?
Absolutely nothing. That's the point.
Will NORM make me rich?
No. But it won't make you poor either. Probably.
Who is behind NORM?
Just Norm. He's a regular guy with a regular job and a regular life.
What's the utility?
You can send it to people. They can send it back. That's about it.
Is this a rug pull?
Norm doesn't even know what that means.
When moon?
Never. We're staying firmly on Earth, thank you.
Join the NORM Community
Where average is the goal and mediocrity is celebrated